DnD Sex Edition

A response to any player who has said "I roll to seduce the monster! Nat 20!!"


Nat 20 to Seduce a…Pegasus!

Pegasi are the classical winged horses that have been transposed to DnD and other TTRPGs. While they are known to be shy and avoidant of humanoid contact, it is certainly possible for a PC to come across one. Not unlike unicorns, pegasi mate for life and have a distinct distaste of evil creatures. There is some debate as to whether pegasi have live births or lay eggs. Perhaps, they do both depending on specific parentage, genetic makeup, or magical whims of the GM.

The mountain lake is crystal clear and bracingly cold despite the warm afternoon sun. At the edge of the still water, a pegasus alights softly on the earth for a drink. She dips her muzzle to the pool, perfectly mirrored in the water the heartbeat before her exhale sends tiny ripples outward. She lifts her head at your approach, spreading her wings to allow for a quick escape and casting a shadow over you.

Roll a DC 10 Performance check to proposition the pegasus. If the PC is not good aligned, this check is automatically failed.

On a success: You step forward and reach out a hand to stroke the downy feathers and soft pelt. She whinnies nervously and sidesteps at the last moment, avoiding your touch. You tell her how lovely she is and how anyone would be blessed to mate with such a pure creature. 

She rewards you by darting forward to lip at your outstretched fingers before leaping up into the air. Like a blushing maiden, she is apparently abashed by her own daring. She circles a few times, prancing across the sky and tossing her mane of feathers. You wait, like a patient hunter. She lands briefly, but when you move once again towards the creature, her shyness wins out. She bolts into the air, flying swiftly away, leaving you with a single pure white feather. 

The PC is unable to contact this pegasus again and all others smell her on the PC and assume they are mated for life.

On a fail: You step forward and reach out a hand to stroke the downy feathers and soft pelt. She rears back, her hooves lashing out as she cries out with obvious equine alarm..

Initiate combat with the pegasus using a hoof attack in a surprise round. Her mate arrives and joins the combat in the second round of combat.



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