DnD Sex Edition

Slaadi superficially resemble toad men, not unlike the more approachable bullywugs, but are actually from another plane. Unfortunately for the PC that wishes to attempt to seduce a Slaad, the Aberrations may be more than willing to comply as having a host body, willing or not, is a key element of reproduction for some Slaadi. Red and Blue Slaadi have a complex and intertwined reproductive cycle, but that would not stop these creatures from using a humanoid if available. 

The amphibious creature towers above you with a wide toothed grin. Overlong limbs end in proportionally large claws. You search their nude body but see no hint of genitalia. You don’t even see the telltale pouch seam that often hides the phallus of the other clothing-avoidant creatures. Still, the red skin of the massive frog man looks like it would feel so good under your hands and against your cock.

Performance check to see if the PC slams the slaad (DC 15).

On a success: A massive webbed hand reaches out to touch your face. They carefully hold their impressive claws out of the way. Their skin feels a bit rubbery and creates an odd sucking friction. 

You attempt to mirror the move, but you cannot reach the proud creature’s face. You settle for touching their arm, admiring the taut muscles rippling underneath your caress. You take a step closer, ready to turn up the heat, and pull off your shirt in a fluid motion.

“You will make an excellent host” (In Slaadi). Their voice gurgles deeply, at the very edges of your hearing. The webbed hand reaches for your chest and you shift to meet their touch, excited to feel this new creature against you more fully.

One claw slides down your breastbone, leaving a faint trail of blood. The pain is minimal and only adds to your pleasure. Your skin becomes flushed and warm. Too warm. Oh gods, you’re becoming feverish. 

The webbed hand withdraws, apparently uninterested in anything else you have to offer. Perhaps your sudden flush is too warm for the cold-blooded? You struggle to focus on the creature even as your body starts to fight itself. They withdraw further, until you are alone.

Make a DC 14 Con save or become infected with a Slaad egg.

On a fail: The wide mouth widens further, into a rictus leer. A thick tongue traces their teeth. “You will make an adequate host for my seed to eat” (In Slaadi). Their voice gurgles deeply, at the very edges of your hearing.

Initiate combat with the Slaad using a Bite attack in a surprise round.