DnD Sex Edition

A response to any player who has said "I roll to seduce the monster! Nat 20!!"


Nat 20 to Seduce a…Grick!

Gricks are Medium worms with a beaked-mouth surrounded by 4 tentacles. They are known to inhabit caves or rocky areas where they can camouflage themselves. They are an egg-laying species and grick eggs and tentacles are edible (#DelishinDungeon). Gricks are not known for their intelligence, however, and cannot be considered consenting creatures in the terms of this blog. Presumably, they are simultaneously hermaphroditic and mate like earthworms.

You scramble over the rocky terrain, attempting to discern your quarry every other gray shape you see. The grick has to be attracted to the pheromones. The alchemist promised! Although, he’d been more motivated by the possibility of a grick dinner than a grick date. The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end as you suddenly become aware of presence just behind you. 

Make a Performance check (DC 10) to see if the PC can worm his way into the grick.

On a success: You spin around and come face-to-beak with the grick. Four tentacles reach forward to caress your face. You hold absolutely still as the appendages tentatively explore you. They leave behind a thick mucus and you close your eyes to avoid yet another sticky substance blinding you. The tentacles withdraw and you wipe the mucus from your eyelids. When you can see again, you are alone. The grick having no interest in playing with your worm.

On a fail: You spin around and come face to beak with the grick. Four tentacles reach forward to engulf your face. 

Initiate combat with the grick making a tentacle attack in a surprise round.



Leave a comment