DnD Sex Edition

Goblins are small humanoids who thrive on chaos and seem to live entirely in the moment. They do almost everything as a group, but fight amongst themselves. While some goblin groups have begun integrating into society (and creating a goblin PC race), they are still a common low level enemy, dangerous mostly because of their numbers.

The difficulty with seducing a goblin, you’ve found, is that they are 1) rarely alone and 2) tend to attack before you can offer them a different sort of encounter. This goblin, who is wearing a particularly oversized floppy hat, seems to be brazenly crashing through the underbrush, unaware of your presence. Their goblin hide is a study in dappled greens due to the shadows of the trees near by. When they pause at a particularly lush patch of moss, you deliver your patented goblin seduction display. You yell, “Hey gobbo! Want some fuck?”

Roll a performance check (DC 5) to see if the PC can grind against the goblin.

On a success: The goblin turns, a piece of moss hanging out of their mouth, and gives you a puzzled look. “Longshanks fuck?” You nod enthusiastically, holding your hands wide so they can see you’re no threat. Stuffing the moss into their mouth, the goblin gives a muffled affirmative. They peel off assorted mismatched pieces of armor and gear and toss it carelessly aside as they approach. You hastily push down your pants and begin stroking your cock, having only a few seconds to shift from the careful stalker to the adventurous lover. She, for with her pants gone you can see nearly hairless female genitalia, greedily grabs your cock. Ducking only slightly to account for the height difference, she takes you into her hot mouth, slurping loudly. She tugs at the backs of your knees and you oblige by kneeling and lying back. She mounts you and sinks down without pause. “Longshanks big!” She exclaims.

At that moment, a whole squad of goblins bursts through and take in the sight of the goblin woman bouncing on the end of your cock. There is quite the commotion as they start yelling.“Longshanks fuck!” “Fuck the Longshanks!” “Fucky time!” Soon you have two small, foul smelling goblin cocks vying for attention in your mouth. Two more goblins are working on lifting each of your legs. You oblige and tighten your abs to hold the position.

The goblins spit on their dicks before immediately fighting over who can fuck you. The female goblin continues to work herself into a frenzy, uncaring of your pleasure. A dick the size of your finger slips into your ass and starts moving, only to be pulled out as the other goblin shoves your would-be lover aside. The woman atop you reaches her climax, crying out in a sharp tone. You are overwhelmed by sensations at your mouth, your ass, and your cock and you follow her over the edge. You spew more cum than her small canal can handle and it drains down over your stomach. Almost in unison, the two at your mouth shoot off their loads and you reflexively swallow the hot, putrid fluid. The two who wanted to fuck your ass start fighting in earnest. They roll on theground, trying to gain the upper hand. The other three goblins, sensing a good brawl, jump on the pile, as you hastily make your escape.

The PC escapes with quite the story to tell and a possible goblin/human child in the future.

On a fail: The goblin turns, a piece of moss hanging out of their mouth, and screams “Longshanks!”

Initiate combat and have the additional 1d6 goblins join after a round.