DnD Sex Edition

A response to any player who has said "I roll to seduce the monster! Nat 20!!"


Nat 20 to Seduce a…Nothic!

Nothics are humanoid-shaped creatures most known for their single large eye that dominates their head. Thought to be wizards who fell victim of a lich’s curse in their endless pursuit of knowledge, it stands to reason that nothics are only created magically, not sexually. They prefer to be solitary creatures and are theorized to only fight in self-defense. Nothics commonly sought out places of magical learning, possibly driven by a subconscious desire to reverse their curse.

The small hairs on the back of your neck raise as you feel the unmistakable sensation of being watched, studied. The dark halls could be home to many creatures seeking lost knowledge, but you’ve got your eye on someone special. Or, more specifically, they’ve got their eye on you. Knowing nothics are rumored to be telepathic, you lower your mental defense as best you can and focus entirely on your carnal desires. 

Make a Performance check to see if the nothic is willing to play with the PC’s one-eyed snake (DC 10).

On a success: You slowly turn and your eyes meet the singular gaze of a nothic. They would be taller than you if they were not hunched like a scholar over his books. The eye that dominates the creature’s head seems to glow in the darkness. The rictus grin seems amused at your erotic mental images. You reach out and find the creature’s skin is firm, nearly armored beneath your touch. Large claws reach out to pick gently at your waistband. The nothic tilts their head curiously before it peers into your pants to examine your hard length. Scanning down the creature’s body, you cannot discern any genitalia. The nothic steps back and looks at your face, unblinking. They gesture their oversized claws towards your pants and mumble a single word (in Undercommon, they say “watch”). A simple telepathic image appears in your mind. The nothic wants to watch you come.

Not one to shy away from an audience, you maintain the most intense eye contact of your life while you spit into your palm. Your cock is heavy and you start stroking with a firm grip, the saliva easing the dry friction. The nothic settles comfortably against a wall and gestures for you to continue your work while they look on. 

Focusing on thoughts of dangerous claws surrounding your most sensitive organ, you begin to work yourself over. When your eyes fall closed, the nothic chitters, apparently upset. They calm as soon as you meet their gaze again. 

Knowing their game now, you make a show of a task you’d normally handle quickly during a bath. The ever watching eye takes in every detail. You find yourself feeling adored by the creature’s intense viewing and you push yourself right to the edge of bliss. At the moment of your orgasm, you eyelids close again. When you come back to yourself, the nothic is gone.

PC avoids a confrontation with the nothic but the nothic will not remember the PC if they encounter each other in the future. 

On a fail: You slowly turn and your eyes meet the singular gaze of a nothic. They would be taller than you if they were not hunched like a scholar over his books. The eye that dominates the creature’s head seems to glow in the darkness. The rictus grin seems completely unaware of your erotic mental images. Perhaps this nothic is not as insightful as others of their kind. They certainly do not appear to be telepathic. 

Make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw against the nothic’s Rotting Gaze attack in a surprise round. Initiate combat.



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