DnD Sex Edition

Unicorns, the classic white horses with a singular horn in the forehead, are mysterious and noble creatures that mate for life. While there are evil versions, the good version is the traditional option. They are commonly associated with virginity and purity and sometimes befriend good aligned women and fey. They also can impale evil doers on their horns if needed to defend their lands (or if the PC continues to push the unicorn’s boundaries).

The soft grass beneath your feet is slightly springy and smells of flowers and fresh linen. The unicorn’s white coat is dazzling in the sunshine, nearly blinding you with its luminescence. Piercing blue eyes seem to peer directly into your soul and find your horny heart wanting. Still, despite your previous romances, you have to try. A musical voice echoes through your mind. “What are you seeking, human?” 

Roll a DC 10 Performance check. 

On a success: You blush like the youthful virgin you once were. As if you’re not on a mission to seduce all creatures of this plane, and perhaps a few other planes. You mumble a few words of desire and blush even harder as you stutter, overwhelmed by this beacon of all that is good and pure in this world. Mentally, you send a wave of desire chasing after that musical voice. The unicorn responds, “I’m flattered, but I have found my fated mate and will have no other. We save ourselves for the one and only mate of our soul. Your soul does not speak to mine as my mate’s does.”

Carry on with the unicorn encounter without change.

On a fail: You give a salacious grin to the unicorn and immediately send images from the last donkey show you witnessed, explaining what you’re looking for without any words spoken. After all, there’s no cock like unicorn cock. That’s how that tavern song goes anyway. The unicorn’s lips draw back in disgust and a warning huff is sent your way. It is clear that if you continue to push your luck, you will find yourself impaled, but on the unicorn’s horn, not his cock.

The unicorn will no longer speak with this PC. If the party succeeds at a Diplomacy check, they can salvage the encounter and continue talking to/working with the unicorn and the PC will only be ignored. If the PC is alone, the unicorn will leave immediately.