DnD Sex Edition

Harpies are one of the bird humanoids along with aaracokras and kenkus. While sources vary on whether there are male harpies, they are generally portrayed as a female dominant species. Some point out that male harpies are physically identical to female harpies (because gender is a social construct while biological sex can result in differing physical characteristics). As most harpies have the lower half, and therefore genitalia, of birds, a cloaca (without a phallus) is likely what all harpies have, regardless of gender.

You are intrigued by the most delightful music you’ve ever heard. Giving in to the irresistible tones, you move forward to locate the singer. Surely, the shrewd harpies you’ve been told frequent this area cannot possibly have such harmonious voices. 

The PC automatically fails the Captivating/Luring Song and will seek out the harpy if they are interested in seducing her.

She sings with the voice of an angel, but her feathers are black as pitch. Her head is bald and has a reddish hue, not unlike the vultures you’ve seen nearby. Her breasts hang limply against her body with several necklaces dangling between them. But if you close your eyes, that voice overpowers all. You begin to move to her music, hoping that your dance will please her and she will bestow upon you the gift of her body.

Make a DC 10 Performance Check.

On a success: The harpy alights before you, her black feathers are dull and dingy. She drops a wicked morningstar to the ground. Her clawed hands reach for the ties on your breeches and you notice her talons are stained a familiar shade of rust. A sickly sweet perfume layered overtop the scent of decaying meat tickles your nose, but her voice is sweet and beautiful. You help her remove your clothing since she has none for you to remove and lie on your back at her insistent pressure. She runs her talons over your neck, leaving shallow cuts as she goes. At a natural break in her music, she gives you a rancid kiss before pulling back to keep singing. Her wings encircle you and she presses her moist orifice against the tip of your cock. White guano drips down onto your balls as she presses herself down. Her song changes tone and you find yourself hurtling towards release at a much swifter pace than you intended. You try to hold back your orgasm, but it comes crashing down upon you in moments, overwhelmed by the fever pitch of her song. Lifting herself off of you, cum and guano trailing down her scaled legs, she hefts her morningstar and brings it down on your heavily on your head. 

The PC takes 1d4+1 bludgeoning damage (5e) or 1d8+1 damage (Pathfinder). Initiate combat with PC prone and nude as the harpy attempts to kill her lover.

On a fail: A lyrical laugh interrupts the song causing you to pause in your seductive dance. “You thought I would want a weak male like you? When I can charm the strongest of your kind?” Pathetic.  

Initiate combat with the PC charmed, standing, and clothed.