DnD Sex Edition

Gibbering mouthers are amorphous creatures seemingly made up entirely of eyes and mouths. Quite the looker! They reproduce by asexual fission, which is great because they would drive partners insane with their incessant yapping.

The ground beneath you feels as though it has turned to a gelatinous cube as the creature of eyes and, more importantly, mouths lurches forward like a drunken sailor.  You stand at the ready, cock already bared to the musty cavern air, thinking of fucking first one mouth and then another and another. Would each mouth suck differently? Would the tongues trace the same pattern of your cock?

You reach out to caress the rubbery tissue binding the creature together. .

Make a Wisdom (DC 10, 5e) or Will save (DC 13, Pathfinder) against the gibbering. 

On a success: You stand your ground against the cacophony of voices surrounding you, determined to seduce this bizarre creature. The mouths start licking at your legs as the rubbery tissue starts to surround your feet and ankles. 

Take Bite damage from the mouths (5d6, 5e; 6d4+7, Pathfinder). 

As the many, many, many teeth begin to prick at you from all sides, on your hips and ass and thighs, you begin to think this may have been a mistake. You are, however, held tightly in the grasp of the creature.

Initiate combat with the PC Grappled (DC 10 strength check to break, 5e). 

On a fail: You are confused. What exactly were you doing? Weren’t you supposed to be getting a blowjob?

Initiate combat with the PC confused and roll on the appropriate confusion chart.