DnD Sex Edition

Ghosts are souls of sentient beings that remain tied to the material plane after the physical form has died. If you’re looking for the epitome of a ghost/human love story, I recommend the classic 1990 film Ghost starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. If, however, you’re just another horny bard wanting to feel that undead energy on your most private parts, I’ve got you covered.

Ghosts would continue with the sexual identities they maintained when they were living just as they wear the remains of their clothing, speak their previous languages, and often haunt places of importance. That said, given how things play out below, gender will not really play a strong role in ghost encounters. There are already rules for some of the mechanics that govern physical interactions with ghosts in both 5e and Pathfinder so I’ve included both options for possessions and physical touch below.

The ghost stares at you with vacant eyes. The chains hanging from its glowing soul form remind you of shibari knots you’ve tied and you find yourself panting a bit at the thought of finally making love to the incorporeal creatures. 

Make a Charisma save (DC 13) for 5e or a Will save (DC 18) for Pathfinder to determine if the ghost wants to be inside the PC.

On a success: The ghost reaches out an incorporeal hand to brush at the ties of your breeches but is unable to make contact with the material to undress you. As the ghost’s attempts become more frustrated, you notice that its glowing hand is damaging you beneath your clothes. 

The PC takes 4d6 +3 necrotic damage for 5e’s Withering Touch (source 1) or 7d6 physical damage (Fortitude save for half) for Pathfinder’s Corrupting Touch (source 2).

On a fail: Follow the rules of Possession for 5e (source 1) or Greater Possession for Pathfinder (source 3). 

The ghost drifts silently toward you and it slowly starts to merge its soul form with your physical one. You feel a cool, almost soothing, presence takes up residence in your body. It reminds you of when you smoked too much flayleaf. Your hands move on their own to untie your breeches. Slipping inside, you feel your hardening cock. Without the image of the shibari dressed ghost, your erection had faltered, but the joy the being inside you feels is overwhelming. You get the sense this ghost has not orgasmed since its death. One more reason not to tie yourself to the material plane, to be honest. Stroking yourself feels oddly disembodied, like when you tried with a numb hand, but better because you can feel everything. You try, experimentally, to take control and push back at the soul moving your hand up and down your shaft. The ghost tightens its grip and strokes faster, proving it’s in control of everything. Letting go, you float, content to know that you will feel the pleasure of your combined release. Surely a cleric can help with the possession later. The pressure in your balls builds as you hurtle towards release and then you erupt, shooting cum all over your shirt. The ghost cares little for cleaning up, however. It is content in its new home. 

Possession continues per the rules of the spell and the ghost continues jerking off regularly during that time.