DnD Sex Edition

The demilich is essentially a lich that has either transcended the need for its physical body or simply allowed its physical body to decay. What remains is commonly a skull (less commonly other skeletal parts) studded with jewels. The gems can be either a sign of the lich’s lust for power (source 1) or purposefully created soul gems (source 2). Either way, if the PC can recognize a jewel-studded skull as a demilich, they can attempt to seduce it! Some demiliches “live” in a state of torpor and can only awaken if their remains or treasure are disturbed.

If approached in a state of torpor: The jewels decorating this otherwise humanoid skull gleam oddly as if reflecting a light you cannot see. You lift the odd skull in your hands. It feels harder and smoother than other skulls and bones you’ve handled while adventuring. Almost imperceptibly at first, the skull becomes lighter in your hands. The sensation increases as you start to notice small pinpoints of unnatural light form in gems set in the eye sockets. Between one breath and the next, the skull starts to hover and its eye jewels blaze with light. “You dare disturb my intellectual pursuits for a pathetic physical act?” a voice thunders (telepathically in 5e [source 3]; common or other various languages available in Pathfinder [source 4]).

If approached an active state: The bejeweled eyes gleam with an unnatural light at your seductive display. The skull makes a humming sound as it makes a show of canting itself to see your body as if determining how well you can back up your claims of sexual prowess. “You think yourself worthy of me? I have transcended all needs for physicality!”

Performance check to determine if the PC can skull fuck the demilich (DC 20). 1d4 bonus if they can argue that physical and intellectual pursuits enhance one another.

On a success: The demilich emits an odd humming noise. “Perhaps a short sojourn back into the physical is called for,” it agrees. You grip the skull firmly and caress the hardened bone. It is far stronger than the regular skeletons you’ve encountered previously. The bone itself is smoother but the crystalline growths near the teeth and eyes give you pause. The demilich calms to your exploratory fingers and allows you to shift its skull until you can see the foramen at the base. It’s perfect, with a smooth edge and an appropriately sized hole for your hardening cock. As the skull hovers, you use one hand to free yourself and thrust into the hole. “Remind me of the physical” the demilich demands. You proceed to describe in detail how you feel thrusting into the skull and how you would touch its body if you could as you work yourself to climax. When you gasp about how attractive the creature’s intellect is and how it compares to nothing else you’ve encountered, the demilich begins keening. It’s coming, you realize and that pushes you over the edge, filling the hollow skull with your cum even as you clutch your own head in pain. 

The demilich casts a free use of Wail of the Banshee (Pathfinder) or Soul Scream (5e). 

When your ears stop ringing and you can think again, you notice that the demilich is gone.

The demilich will still attack if its treasure is disturbed. It will focus on the PC that seduced it due to the perceived betrayal.

On a fail: The demilich cackles. “Foolish creature, there is nothing I regret about letting my body decay! 

The demilich casts a free use of Bestow Curse (Pathfinder) or Profane Curse (5e). Initiate combat.