DnD Sex Edition

First off, if you’re just here for minotaur smut, can I recommend Morning Glory Milking Farm and A Blue Ribbon Romance by C. M. Nascosta or The Red by Tiffany Reisz?

Minotaurs are humans with a bull head. Minotaurs are dimorphic and reproduce sexually. Offspring are raised by the parent of the same sex and groups of Minotaurs live in competing tribes. (Source 1). Obviously, minotaur mating is based loosely on bull/cow mating. *If you have no interest in making everyone uncomfortable, remember that you can always play the “this minotaur is flattered but is not in season” card.* 

The minotaur huffs and speaks in slow but discernible tones (5e: Abyssal; Pathfinder: Common or Giant) “Are you trying to entice me?” He (She) lowers his (her) head and starts herding you back the way the minotaur came. 

Most minotaurs live in a labyrinth of sorts (sewers and catacombs count) and they are trying to separate the seductive PC from the party.

Performance check to determine if the PC is able to do the deed with the minotaur (DC 10).

On a success: You allow yourself to be herded away from your party, deeper into the maze until you find yourself in a darkened corner.

If the minotaur is female: The minotaur begins lowing, as she approaches you. She removes her clothes with her thick fingers. Her human body is stocky and strong with breasts that have pronounced nipples, not unlike udders. Her upper lip curls back revealing broad flattened teeth. She circles around you and starts humping you from behind. Her thick wide tongue licks up along your neck, leaving a warm trail of saliva. She moves in front of you with her plump ass pressing against your crotch. You shove your pants down and slide your cock inside of her in one stuttering movement. She’s warm and ready. A few strokes in, you realize why bulls never seem to last that long in the fields. She just feels too incredible to be true. You cum quickly but she doesn’t seem to mind as she pulls away. She gives you another lick before gathering her things and disappearing around the next corner in the maze. Minotaur encounter avoided but PC must now find their way back to the party.

If the minotaur is male: The minotaur huffs and stomps a heavy foot against the stone. He presses you firmly against the corner walls, his breath hot against the back of your neck. Thick fingers push at your pants as his breathing grows more labored. Flattened teeth down where your neck and shoulder meet (1d4 bludgeoning damage). You sense more than see him lowering down to his knees just before a long broad tongue licks you fully from front to back. Seeming satisfied with your readiness, he stands and thrusts fully into you in one strong stroke (1d4 bludgeoning damage). He grunts loudly and his hooved feet stomp again on the floor as he thrusts again and again until you’re flooded with hot fluid. He steps back and leans down to sniff at you to make sure he’s satisfied. By the time you pull yourself together, he has disappeared into the maze. Minotaur encounter avoided but PC must now find their way back to the party.

On a fail: You don’t allow yourself to be herded away from your party. When you step back to make it clear that your loyalties are to your party first, the minotaur charges.

If the PC has sex with a male minotaur and has the ability to bear children, roll a 50% chance of pregnancy. Female minotaur pregnancies will be unknown unless you choose to have a minotaur kid show up several months later…