DnD Sex Edition

Satyrs are a human/goat hybrid and they may very well be the easiest monsters to seduce because they’re just as likely to try to seduce a PC as the reverse. Of note, all satyrs are male. They reproduce with female humanoids of other species, including humans (source 1, source 2). Obviously, I drew some inspiration from goats who pee on themselves to attract females (source 3).

The satyr gives you a playful grin, teeth flashing in his very full beard. “Are you trying to seduce me? What a lovely change of pace!” He dances about on his cloven hooves, spinning and pulling off the scrap of fabric that had served to cover…more thick wiry fur at the apex of his thighs? 

He scampers up and kneels before you, taking a long sniff at your crotch. His upper lip curls back at the scent. Then, and only because you’re looking for it, you see a thin pale cock emerge from its protective fur covering. He reaches a hand down and squeezes his manhood, expressing a thin liquid onto his fingers. Standing, he presents his moist fingers to you. “Want a sniff, lovely?”

Performance check to see if the PC gives the satyr a good roll in the hay (DC 5).

On a success: You thrive on the satyr’s playful spirit, and imitate his sniffs and lip curl before shucking your clothing. No shame and no time like the present! The satyr dances around you, singing loudly (this will draw the attention of any one nearby). He jumps up, landing on your back and smoothly inserting his cock into you at the same time. You barely have time to register the act has started before he’s done, however, as he pulls himself free leaving a sticky white mess behind. 

If the satyr is friendly: “Now that the pleasantries are done with, how else can I assist you?”

If the satyr is not friendly: “By the time you rearrange your clothes to cover yourself, the satyr has disappeared.

On a fail: You pull away from the satyr’s fingers at the repugnant scent. It smells strongly of goat piss. He frowns and narrows his eyes. “Figures you’d be a tease!”

If the satyr is friendly: “Meh, off to greener pastures!” He scoops up his clothing and dances off, playing a jaunty tune on his pipes.

If the satyr is not friendly: The satyr brings his pipes to his lips and begins to play the most fascinating song you’ve ever heard as you fall under the Charm Person spell.

If the PC has sex with the satyr and has the ability to bear children, roll a 50% chance of pregnancy.